She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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