The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We need to rekindle our bromance
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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