ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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