i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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