I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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