Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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