I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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