Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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