is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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