i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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