Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i wish my penis had a tongue
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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