No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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