You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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