if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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