You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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