**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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