I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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