at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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