I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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