Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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