I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Everything about him screamed your future.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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