its not stalking. its research.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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