yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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