I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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We have so much sex to catch up on
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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