I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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