Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Fuck appropriateness.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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