I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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