you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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