Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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