Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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