There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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