Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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