Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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