It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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