She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize