My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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