Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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