I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
North Korea, Best Korea!
oh god the rape fog is back!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.