if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize