it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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