I want to make a zoo with you.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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