I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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