Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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