have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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