yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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