Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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