Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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