capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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