If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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