I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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