Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Acid is not a monday night drug
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over