Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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