I'm laying in your front yard are you home
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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