And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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